What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Diamonds Are Forever

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why are black people seen as scary or a threat to some people?

Moonraker

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Dr No

Can a bride cheat on her groom at a wedding?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Were any US Generals hurt or killed yesterday in Damascus, Syria, yesterday 5/9/24?

-”She is very sexyful!”

From Russia With Love

A View to a Kill

Where and how did ballet originate?

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What should a young woman do to control sagging breasts?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-All the bad guys are black.

Dear atheist, do you realise that there is a God watching over you who will one day judge and condemn you for every wrong thing you have said and done before casting you into the lake of fire?

-J W Pepper

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Goldfinger

Are people who cite the 2nd Amendment honestly familiar with what it establishes?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Do Republicans want to ban books and decide what your kids can and can’t read?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why did Democrats echo that Joe Biden was greater than FDR and should be put on Mt Rushmore? Why did Democrats vote for Biden blindly in the primaries and deny he was mentally impaired? Was it the lying media, or are Democrats ignorant and gullible?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do people stay in cults after they have joined?

Live and Let Die

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

You Only Live Twice

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.